Yes, it is true. I have lost my writing notebook. As a writer, this is like losing my right hand. Why my right hand? Because that is the hand I write (right) with. Do you see what I did there? Do you?
Today started off on the wrong foot, literally. I got out of bed and took a step only to realize that my foot was asleep and for some reason my body took this as a reason to hang out with gravity because there I was on the floor. Pins and needles, guys. Pins. And. Needles.
Then after I was reasonably awake at 6:30 in the morning (I say "awake" in ironic tones because no one is awake at that time), I did my usual stuff to get ready to go to my FIRST EVER CLASS at the Foreign Service Institute.
Once I was ready I started to look for my writing notebook because, hello, I'm a writer. I take that dang thing EVERYWHERE. Seriously. But it was nowhere to be found and so my life is over. I may be being a wee bit dramatic but that thing is v. important. So you understand my distress.
On the bright side, I know am slightly more knowledgeable in the history of Haiti. And some more of the language. I will impress you with my knowledge READYSETGO
Did you know that:
-During the American Revolutionary War, the French (who came to help us out) brought along a bunch of Haitian troops. And a short time later, we waved bye-bye to the dang redcoats. So basically Haiti is responsible for our freedom (an exaggeration but still on the path of truth, just go with it)
-Haitian currency is called the gourd because after Haiti won its independence, they had no form of currency. What did they use? Gourds.
-The food prices in Haiti were recently raised 10%, so lots of people have been eating "mud cookies," which are 'cookies' made of clay with a bit of flour mixed in.
-More than 112,000 people are authorized to immigrate to the US but are being forced to wait.
Here are some more phrases and words that are useful.
Kouman ou ye? = How are you?
Mwen tre byen = I'm doing very well
E ou menm? = and you?
M la = I'm okay
M pa pi mal = I'm not too bad
M okipe anpil = I'm very busy
N a we pita = see you later
N a we demen = see you tomorrow
M pa byen ditou = I'm not feeling well.
M bouke = I'm tired.
Ki bo ou ap travay? = Where do you work?
(pronounce Kee bo ahp travai?)
Moun ki peyi ou ye? = What country are you from?
(pronounce Moon kee pehee oo yay)
Mwen se moun Etazini = I'm from the United States
(pronounce Mwen say moon eTAZini)
Ki kote ou rete? = Where do you live?
(pronounce kee kohtay oo rehtay)
M rete ______ = I live in ____
Sinema = cimema
Lopital = hospital
Lapos = post office
Lekol = school
That's all for now! More lessons laytah.
N a we pita. Babay. :)